This is the worst smelling bath tub ever.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/22/2016 at 13:59 • Filed to: Houses

I can’t describe what this is, but is had about a 6-foot radius of effect. It smells like... a combination of urine, stagnant water, septic, chemical spill, and fresh feces all at once.

The water is pitch black, people. Not cloudy, not dark brown. This is black like the abyss of our existences in the grand scheme of whatever we think is reality.

The smell was so powerful it made me nauseous within 20 seconds. And this coming from a guy who shared with you the fluorescent orange scum, the dark brown urine cauldron, and also that one where I was sure a sheetrocker had pooped in.

$950,000 house too.

DISCUSSION (40)

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:02

So what I’ve learned from your posts is that if I ever build a house, rent a port-a-john for the entirety of the job

Agrajag > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:05

Dark water isn’t safe!

Urambo Tauro > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
06/22/2016 at 14:05

Sadly, that doesn’t seem to be convenient enough for these jokers.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:06

Sounds like you got a Leviathan problem...

Kinja'd!!!

Jcarr > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:06

Is this a house under construction? Renovation? Abandoned?

What becomes of the stinked-filled tub?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
06/22/2016 at 14:08

There are several at this and most any plat. Doesn’t stop some people. I could go on but... yadda yadda lots of people who just don’t care about what they do.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jcarr
06/22/2016 at 14:09

New construction.

Sometimes it leaks into the subfloor if the plumber didn’t do a great job and then the house will have a faint stink indefinitely.

Jcarr > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:10

Is this from workers using it as a toilet?

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:10

How do these people still have jobs after shitting and pissing in a new bathtub?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jcarr
06/22/2016 at 14:11

Even if they did (which of course they did), I have no explanation for this smell or this color.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
06/22/2016 at 14:12

Out of sight out of mind

But more importantly

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:12

I used to pee between the frac pumps at work, because oil field. We were on one pad so long (6 weeks) that the engineer on the other shift made the comment: when they moved that pump and it smelled like NYC.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:13

It’s the bathtub equivalent of this:

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:16

This is why good Architects make site visits constantly, among other things, to make sure this shit doesn’t happen.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
06/22/2016 at 14:16

Gross

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:16

Build a sort of funnel in the bathroom window going down to the port-a-john and put a big “POOP HERE AND WIN!” sign above it?

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:19

I’m, I’m just speechless.

Kinja'd!!!

If I walked into a new home to do a final walk-through, like i did today, and found something like that, sure as hell there would be photos sent to the bank/client and copious commentary about of bathtub full of shit. Unbelievable.

Party-vi > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:22

I’ve seen guys get so angry at the GC that they piss into the primer and paint buckets and paint the house with piss-laden paint, take shits in 5-gallon buckets and leave them on site, wipe their asses with old t-shirts and throw the soiled shirts above ceilings, etc. Some contractors are foul as hell.

McMike > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:26

#SponsoredContent

Kinja'd!!!

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:28

What happened? Why is the water black?

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:28

don’t you have Celica pics to post instead of another crappy bath tub?

And your area seems to have some of the shittest general contractors arround. Or you just get called to fix the problems of the same contractor.

Wacko > Party-vi
06/22/2016 at 14:33

you make me happy I did all my work myself.

Only my sweat, blood* and tears in my house.

*I almost cut off 2 fingers last summer with my Mitre saw. I have scars for life now on my left hand to remind me how close it was....ps if a doctor tell you not to operate machinery, listen to him even if you think you are all there.

EL_ULY > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:34

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Stapleface > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:39

Good thing I don't have a bathtub that I use in my house. I'd be afraid to know just what the hell I was marinating in.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:41

First thing that popped into my (admittedly warped) mind when I saw your tub-0-viscous fluid; bathroom fixtures I’d rather demolish than clean/recondition.

Party-vi > Wacko
06/22/2016 at 14:42

I’ve got a nice reminder on my right index finger knuckle that Mechanix gloves really don’t hold up well to bench grinders.

McMike > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 14:46

yadda yadda

Kinja'd!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Party-vi
06/22/2016 at 14:46

... Jesus.

I love the logic. Punish the unsuspecting homebuyer because you don’t like the contractor (NO).

Wacko > Party-vi
06/22/2016 at 14:56

i only use leather gloves when grinding, mechanix gloves for wrenching and nitrile gloves for the oily / greasy stuff.

Party-vi > Wacko
06/22/2016 at 15:39

But I wanna get all touchy-feely with my metal bits I’m grinding on - leather gloves aren’t pliable enough for my needs.

Wacko > Party-vi
06/22/2016 at 15:45

small price to pay to keep my fingers, cause i tend to take the safety off of my grinder when i’m zip cutting.

since i’m my family’s sole breadwinner and a father, i started to be a lot more careful when doing things...

Needmoargarage > Party-vi
06/22/2016 at 15:54

So...how does one avoid having this happen to their new house...?

Party-vi > Needmoargarage
06/22/2016 at 16:00

Oh this wasn’t for a house this was in an office building in DC or Bethesda. But still your construction workers will piss and shit the closest place they can to where they’re working. It’s like the bathroom olympics on some job sites.

Needmoargarage > Party-vi
06/22/2016 at 16:03

Makes me never want to buy a new build. Or let anyone else work on my stuff (guess that’s not new but still...)

Party-vi > Needmoargarage
06/22/2016 at 16:06

Houses are usually small enough they can leave and use the temporary toilet on site - office buildings are a PITA, especially if there’s only a restroom on floor 3 and you’re up on floor 6 doing ceilings.

Needmoargarage > McMike
06/22/2016 at 16:06

Love finding the McMike Clickbaits scattered across the Kinja universe.

Needmoargarage > Party-vi
06/22/2016 at 16:07

Gotcha.

McMike > Needmoargarage
06/22/2016 at 18:21

This is my new thing.

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Needmoargarage > McMike
06/22/2016 at 18:22

Missed that one. Another star for you!

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 18:44

If somebody pinched a loaf in the bathtub, I’d fire the shit out of them.